Gareth Bolt? Real Madrid star clocked at 25mph



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Is the world’s most expensive footballer also the world’s fastest?

New Real Madrid star Gareth Bale insists he hasn’t yet reached his top fitness levels, but a radar gun tells a quite different story. According to Spanish TV station La Sexta, Bale was clocked sprinting at 40 kmh in last Sunday’s draw with Villarreal. That’s almost 25 mph, or just 2 mph behind Usain Bolt at his world record speed!

(H/T Daily Mail)



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